Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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