Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
im holly from the hills drunk
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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