love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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