The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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