And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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