high people should be assigned attendants
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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