Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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