Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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