Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I need moral support for this bender
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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