You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
So squirting runs in the family.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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