Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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