butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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