I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My balls are so social today.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
