i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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