I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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