We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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