So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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