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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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