I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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