you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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