About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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