Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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