But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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