U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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