elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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