Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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go home
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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