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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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