My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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