I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
