That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
