wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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