I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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