i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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