I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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