i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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