Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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