oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize