They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
how drunk are you?
Several
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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