Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It was confusing and full of hummus
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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