how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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