your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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