theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Found the puke drawer
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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