I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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