I need help removing her.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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