Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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