Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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