im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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