Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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