I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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