its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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