at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Randomize
