Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
40s are totally the cure
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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