weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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