is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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