Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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