I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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