Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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