he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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