He is an equal opportunity slut.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
